Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Crystal Gazing: Car-Tech!

 
 
I recall this famous spat between Bill Gates and General Motors in which Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and said: "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." On that comment, seems General Motors got back with "OK. But who would want a car that crashes twice a day”!
 
Now, before you want to head out to sue me for attributing those mudslinging statements to respected personalities, let me admit that it is an internet humour.
 
But it does seem that the reality is finally catching up with the humour. With regards to their shiny possessions called cars, the humanity is at the cusp of next evolution. They have driven to an inflection point, at the altar of which the driver... (biological name - homo sapien driverus) is going to have to be sacrificed. For the homo sapien driverus, the coming age will be what ice age was for dinosaurs. And With equal impact – ie their extinction.
 
The car makers have finally woken up to tango with the huge advances in the fields of technology and computing of last decades. And in the emerging scheme of things, it’s the driver that is going to get tossed out...of the car! In the mirror of the future, that reality seems nearer than it actually appears.
 
The machine in the car is raring to claim its liberty from human driving inanities. Google has already put driverless cars on streets of Nevada who have logged in hundreds of thousands of miles without any serious incident. And others are in the fray.
 
There are millions of homo sapien driverus out there waiting to rid themselves of banality that driving can be - painful and time wasting at that. Who wants to be constantly on edge because some blond believes that ‘triple parked’ is fine because there is something called ‘double parked’!  Or because someone’s car is being wobbly and headed straight for yours, because that guy behind the wheels is insanely drunk!
 
When future is that clear, I am wondering about the kind of changes that are about to arrive on the scene. Or shall I say on the road! As far as the physical persona of the car itself is concerned, I reckon it will mutate into a single block of cabin with neat and clean contours and design...more like a luxury room. And the engines will be housed somewhere underneath the Cabin totally unseen unfelt and unnoticed. The mechanical parts will be like a separate platform, but solidly fused with the cabin over it, both fused with massive technology, thus making them an integrated whole.

While today, the cabins are designed to allow for mechanical controls jutting inside the car’s body, that obviously will no longer be necessary. With those sticks and pedals and what not having retreated out, the entire cabin will truly be the passenger’s personal space. And this passenger is a person who is on a set of fast moving enclosure, but nothing to do. What to do next? Answer - keep him occupied.
 
So the next logical thing will be that this guy needs to be entertained, he needs a place to sleep, chat, read, and most importantly..connect.

The windscreen as is known now will morph into a piece de resistance, with embedded Augmented Reality (AR) layers, and will reclaim the dashboard instrumentations as well unto itself. The entertainment cum communication hub will be directly etched into the windscreen. The windscreen will mutate into different types of displays depending on context and requirement. It can show all car vitals (speed, fuel and other meters). You can watch movies and TV. Run a photo slide show. Use it as your computer’s screen. Maps will be embedded into it, with real time navigational abilities. Oh no no, you are never ever going to be lost again! Real time traffic updates. A high speed Internet connection will be available on tap.

Whatever you see through the windscreen can be extrapolated on the screen with AR layers. So moment the India Gate is in view, every detail about it will be populated on the screen. You just gotta speak, and it will obey your commands – start music, show the video, connect to your grocery store and buy provisions, book tickets to your favourite show. Totally voice enabled. And touch too.
 
The entertainment and communication technologies will be tightly integrated. Just imagine.. you can look up a friend on facebook, initiate a call to him right from facebook window, run slide show of his photos; if you notice a nice landscape on a photo, query to know where it is located; do a virtual visit to that place; obviously book your holiday for that place. And all these activities happening through one single window - the windscreen.

The Car’s technology will also have a solid overlay of weather information systems. As the sun will melt into the sky, the headlights, with appropriate level of luminescence will come up on its own. Come rain, hail or sleet, the wiper will activate – again all on its own, and at appropriate wipe speed. Weather warning advisories will flash up.. again on that windscreen. 

 
Seating is going to have to be re-designed. In a manner that it can re-shape in a sleeperette – I guess, planes of today are going to be inspiring on this front. And they – the seats - will be embedded with all sorts of massage presses, knocks and punches to relax your (tired?) body. Mood lighting, limousine kinda facilities, refrigerator, bar, what not.
 
Drunk driving will fade away in oblivion. Rather, drunk while being driven could become popular. I mean on a 1000 mile journey, it could be me, car, and the drink!

 
It will be a marriage worth watching out for – of the mechanical with the binary, while discarding our homo sapien driverus! But then, that march of technology will not be able to stop us from humming the vintage John Denver... Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong, west Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country roads.

Cheers,
mg
 
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Saturday, November 24, 2012

Juvenile Joys. I wanna be…… Everything at Once

 

‘I wanna be…. I wanna be… Everything at Once’! Now who doesn’t. That’s clearly the demand of the times. I am watching the advert crooning this – my mind declares it to be a slick show par excellence. Microsoft clearly laid out the right trap for me in that Windows 8 ad... snaring me in its sensory experience. The music, the visual, the lyrics… it is creating the right kind of pull in me, pushing the consumer and techie in me to ‘covert’.

It is the Metro Tiles styling in the upcoming Windows 8 that cast some kind of spell on my psyche. This was like an acorn planted in my heart and mind, and bursting to grow out. This was like that morning bus that I could just not miss. Even if un-showered. Because I am thoroughly Metro-ed.

Inspite of Dell’s clear advise – that bordered on defamation - that my laptop is not fit to be upgraded to Windows 8, I am still wanting to be a Man. Strike my own journey. Advise be damned!

The day arrived, Windows 8 arrived too. Right on time, at the appointed hour. I am at the site – the dot com one. The page proclaims ‘A Beautiful Start’ – I nod my head vigorously in agreement.

Click, click… like leaping across 4 steps in one go, I figured that the Rules of the game but ….. they are a changing. From the days of handing down you software via floppies, to CDs, DVDs…well, on the evolution curve, now it’s online. Behind the canary yellow page lies my passage to nirvana - in the intangible shape of a 2 gb download. Now will that deter me to get the newbie from Seattle? I am clearly a man possessed. I don’t doubt the courage in me to download this monster size file, even against the headwinds of download speeds that oozes bandwidth.

Material affections and afflictions can sometimes propel you with that same intensity like a nitrogen tank lit under the Shuttle Discovery. With a visionary foresight, days in advance I had cleared all my schedule for this day. Night included! It was SOS, Emergency and everything else declared at one go. Days of pain staking preparation (backing up data, prepping the comp, going thru installation guides on net and what not) finally culminated in the successful – though fairly longgg – download. Gold has been struck in the form of 2 gb worth of executable code. And it is waiting to be ‘Run’. I am all pumped up. Your favorite gig in town, and you already have the admission ticket for the front row!

Run, baby run. That’s what I could say and do. Click, click. I am seeing a variety of graphics in action on the screen – it’s like an advancing ticker tape, giving me a blow by blow account of Windows 8 progress of seeping deeper and deeper into my computer - in its CPU, motherboard and all the innards. Mind is simultaneously also roiling with all imagined disasters that can strike. But they turn out to be just that.. imagined.

Moment of joy has arrived. The final re-boot of the system – the last of many anxiety driven ones – and then a colorful page comes out. Heralding the new age. And I am on the right side of it. Imagine - Ferrari delivered, and now you are dying to floor the pedal. Hear its vrrrooom.

As the whizzing and dancing colorful tiles unfold - it’s like my Tech nirvana moment. Next several hours are spent in test driving. Click, tap, type, see, watch, feel immersed, derive joy, discover the nooks and crannies, at times feel overwhelmed. Remember, Microsoft has given a whole new role to the ‘Start’ button as well – a fresh start to Start. Learning that small piece of big change itself is enough to overwhelm any average joe. But when you are adrenalized, what not you can learn. Even in the dead of the night!

Now its few days later since then. The joy has ebbed… but it still keeps coming back in spurts as my Discovery continues. The apps, the interface, and all various other inane things dazzle my sub-slept eyes. I am drilling deeper and deeper into the app store, extracting all that I can. I am perseverance personified. Mind is completely Metro-ed by the whizzing tiles. My daily fix of energy shot came this time has come in a glass filled with Metro.

I am clearly enjoying this journey to be ‘Everything at Once’! Btw, are you adrenalized enough to be Everything at Once?

PS: Any leap of technology-faith you take under the dazzle of my thoughts is at your sole risk of cost and consequences.  I do not warrant you will get the same experience or any experience at all. It is obviously a function of how evolved you are!


Cheers,
mg


 

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